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Létrehozás ideje: 2003. május 28.
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ViccSevil, 2003. május 28.  | |  | | | | |  | |  | | | | http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-880897175401400927&q=police |
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A Blonde and a Lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to
NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls
over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you
pay me $5.00, and vice versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you
pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to
this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth
to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00
bill and hands it to the lawyer.
"Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn."
She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down
with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his
references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and
searches the net and the Library Of Congress, no answer. Frustrated, he
sends e-mails to all his friends and coworker, to no avail. After an
hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.
The blonde says, "Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks,
"Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00,
and goes back to sleep |
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| | | | | | 166. szamvan | 2006. március 17. 21:48 |
| | | | | | | hát ez inkább szomorú mint vicces...
bye/szamvan |
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| | | | | | 165. --64 | 2006. március 17. 04:51 |
| | | | | | | Valami fórumból:
Myrtillis 2004-11-27 01:25.56
Én sem a droggal, sem az ellen nem vagyok. Csupán az lenne a legjobb, ha a törvény nem büntetné ugyanúgy a könnyű és a kemény drogot. Így ez emberek úgy vannak vele, hogy "Ha elszívok egy dzsót, ugyanannyit kaphatok, mintha herkáznék. Akkor miért ne nyomnék magamba egy kis barna cukrot?".
Sharona 2006-01-06 20:14.52
Én mindetől mentesen élek mármint minden rossztól!!! (cigi, pia, drog...)
Mindenki ilyen legyen!!! |
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| | | | | | 164. helio* | 2006. március 16. 22:08 |
| | | | | | | polipropilén:
lábasfejű állat sóspálcikából facsart folyadékon :) |
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| | | | | | 163. toroB | 2006. március 4. 15:47 |
| | | | | | | ezt olvastam valahol:
We were doing drugs in the dressing room when suddenly the tour manager stuck his head round the door and said: 'The Police are here'. We all panicked and threw our drugs down the toilet. And then Sting, Andy Summers and Stuart Copeland walked in.
hehe :) |
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| | | | | | 161. Nihil | 2006. február 18. 07:48 |
| | | | | | | | nagyméretű zúzó bogyózó(szőllőfeldolgozásában használt gép)gyári de motor kell rá, esetleg adok vele de rákell tenni :) |
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| | | | | | 160. KazeE | 2006. február 17. 15:45 |
| | | | | | | Naneee, ez durva :D
Vajon mi lehet az télleg? :) |
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